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Survival Of The Fitness #4
My favorite historical exercise machine is the Gymnasticon, which was like the first stationary bicycle. Its name comes from the Greek roots "gymnos" meaning "naked," + "nasti" meaning "nasty," + "con", meaning "You just spent $300 on a machine you're only going to use once, then stuff in the basement storage room. Self-delusional dumb-ass."
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